There’s an episode of the Simpsons where Homer is afraid that Bart is “turning” gay because he’s wearing a Hawaiian shirt. Homer observes, “There’s only 2 kinds of guys that wear Hawaiian shirts-gay guys and big fat party animals. And Bart’s not a big fat party animal.”
This guy isn’t wearing a Hawaiian shirt, but I don’t think there’s any doubt he’s a big fat party animal. Melissa captured this picture during our jaunt to Brainerd a couple weeks ago. We were at a bar called Zorbaz in Brainerd ($3 PBR tall boys with a FREE PBR tall boy can coozy-I challenge anyone to find a better deal) and this guy was really going for it.
4 key elements-
1. Beer in hand, almost ready for another
2. Tongue hanging out, partying
3. Shirt almost completely unbuttoned, ready to be wrapped around the head at any moment
4. Shades on, at night, inside a bar
Good luck partying harder than this guy. It’s never been done.
May 8, 2008 at 10:00 p
Simmy?
May 9, 2008 at 12:16 p
Hilarious! I love it!
Maybe if he were wearing a Hawaiian shirt he wouldn’t need to holdon so tight to that bar stool.
PBR coozy? That is a good deal.
May 9, 2008 at 7:44 p
I have been to Zorbaz! That was a big party destination when we would make the trip to Brainerd from good ‘ol Grand Forks. Now THAT is a vacation my friends. Now that I think of it that guy looks a lot like my ex boyfriend……
May 9, 2008 at 7:58 p
That guy looks like a MASSIVE TOOL.
May 9, 2008 at 8:42 p
I’m just speculating, but I’m pretty sure his two favorite songs are Van Halen’s “Runnin’ With the Devil” and “(You Can Still) Rock in America” by Night Ranger.
Simmy did love to party. Big time.
May 9, 2008 at 11:33 p
I kind of felt bad about putting his picture up and thought maybe we should do the black bar to hide his identity. Then I realized he had on sunglasses… at night.
The best part was the two chicks he was with. Aptly named The Crier and Skankface.